If it wasn’t for drug prohibition laws, lazy cops would have to do actual work. And then there laziness would be evident and they would lose their jobs. But as long as there are drug laws and dumb drug dealers to break those laws in a blatant manner, lazy cops can seem productive.

Many of you may not know that, like hookers, drug dealers frequent the website “Craig’s List.” “Wait a minute,” you’re saying, “drug dealers sell illegal drugs on Craig’s List?” Indeed. “Isn’t that stupid?” Undoubtedly. Their stupidity is a boon for lazy cops who need stupid people to bust.

Of course, a lot of money is wasted so lazy cops can bust college students selling pills and other drugs online to pay for their education in a down economy where no jobs are being produced. Tax money and law enforcement resources that should be used to fight real crime. You know, those pesky murders, rapes and assaults that go unsolved while “Operation dot com” rounds up college drug dealers.

Drug prohibition survives because it is an endless cycle of lazy cops arresting stupid people and lazy politicians duping stupid voters. in other words, “job security.”

- Joe Klare

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