We caught up with our favorite podcast host (or at least top seven or eight) Stoner Jesus recently to get an update on the show.

“Every month the stats get better and better,” SJ told us. “I take full credit for that obviously, since St. Peter contributes very little and is immersed in his burgeoning rap career.”

We asked where SJ’s longtime sidekick was. “Probably doing something stupid he saw on Youtube, but forgetting to record it is a good guess,” he said.

“It really is the story of the American dream,” SJ said. “Meaning we have t-shirts and buttons for sale. We are living the dream.”

Stoner Jesus insisted we put a podcast player below in exchange for this “exclusive access.” But you are in no way obligated to hit play and listens to long hours of multiple podcast episodes.

We asked SJ where he saw himself in 5 years. “I’ll probably retire too early like Michael Jordan, and return to podcasting after an embarrassing stint in the minor leagues.”

After an awkward silence, we terminated the interview.