According to police in Livermore, California, two men walked inside a Taco Bell restaurant Sunday and one of them - Denzel Green – proceeded to assault a customer with a chair. According to witnesses the attack was unprovoked but unless Denzel Green is insane or was on some serious hard drugs, you can bet he knew exactly who he was hitting and why.

The first hit was successful from Green’s point of view, but when he swung the chair back for a second time, he smacked his friend – Jose Serrano - in the head, disorienting him and making him bleed heavily. The two then ran from the restaurant.

Showing that Green is bad luck for his friends beyond hitting them in the head with a chair, the pair fled to a friend’s apartment, where police tracked them – with the help of the blood trail coming from Serrano. When police entered the apartment to apprehend the Taco Bell assault suspects, they found that the residents – two other men – had converted three bedrooms into cannabis grow rooms. There were also firearms and evidence of hard drug use in the apartment.

In other words there are at least four people today wishing they had never met Denzel Green, although the Taco Bell victim came out the best, sustaining only minor injuries. Green and Serrano are facing assault charges while the two men living in the apartment are facing charges for their marijuana growing, drugs and firearms.

- Joe Klare