Top 10 Reasons Why Charlie Sheen Should Be Smoking Weed
The420TimesStaff | Mar 10, 2011 | Comments 4
Article by Old Hippie – special to The 420 Times
If you’ve been even half-conscious and paying attention to the news lately, you’re probably aware that the actor Charlie Sheen seems to have gone on a permanent bender, possibly involving alcohol, cocaine, and other hard drugs, according to reports. That or “serious mental illness” seem to be the only explanation for his very public babe-bangin’, ex-wife dissin’, gettin’ kicked off his own hit TV show behavior.
So, purely as a public service, we at The 420 Times thought we’d gently advise Charlie to lay off the blow and smoke some good weed instead. Here’s our list of reasons why:
10. Because pot smokers love animals and know that tiger blood should stay inside tigers.
9. Because David Bowie already did the “rock star from Mars” shtick.
8. Because Natalie Kenly is a real person and not a porn star.
7. Seven gram rocks. Nuff said.
6. Sheen’s Korner. Ever see his web show? OMFG. Charlie, Charlie…you need some good indica, stat.
5. Even Charlie admits he is losing his mind. Gee, and it was just in his top drawer yesterday.
4. Because machetes are best used for getting to your secret weed grow in the forest, not for waving at your fans.
2. Because “Winning” doesn’t mean being on the news for acting crazy, it means living longer and enjoying life, which cannabis helps people to do.
And the number one reason:
1. Charlie has been quoted as saying he’s “on a drug called Charlie Sheen”. SoCal dispensaries have been quick to jump on this marketing bonanza by selling a strain of marijuana they call Charlie Sheen. Meanwhile, some dispensaries up in NorCal have been selling a Charlie Sheen strain for quite a while.
It’s called “Trainwreck”.
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Everyone’s eyes on a performer and he….performs! What a shock. I heard him say some pretty intelligent things like how he cured his addiction by making it so and how all of the help offered only has a 5% sucess rate. Anyone who gets “better” deserves a pat on the back for doing it if indeed that’s what they wanted. When I stoped smoking tobacco 12 years ago I did so by not lighting up whenever and every time I wanted to. Yes, that’s key. Obviously his marriage is not to be taken seriously any more. Him and a million others. I wish I had the money that attracts “Goddesses”. I could use a few right now. An adult exchange with no victim.
If you thought someone stole your wallet, would you be upset?
The fact is that everyone’s running around saying “did you hear about Charlie Sheen?” and he as a performer is eating it up.
Me, I’m jellous. Party on Charlie Sheen.
And what do you care?
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lol trainwreck, good one
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